I sell stuff with words.

You need words written for your business, delivered on time and on spec.

The right words.

What kind of words are we talking about here? 

Whatever words are appropriate. 

Hot, sizzling, power words? Words that grab your prospective customers by the throat, force their eyeballs to the screen, and don’t let go until they pry open their wallets? Or perhaps a more measured approach — words that gently guide people through your funnel with the calm and level-headed assurance of an old-school English butler.

The right tone.

The number one complaint people who hire copywriters have is that the words they get back don’t match the rest of their brand.

I have a secret weapon to deal with this, which you’ll discover about half-way through the funnel (this is what we call secret teasing). But before we move onto the really fun stuff, there is one more thing I need to say.

The right investment.

I may be shooting myself in the foot here, but I don’t care. I want you to get good value. So, here’s the most important rule about dealing with people in my line of work that most copywriters hate.

Never hire a copywriter for a large project straight out of the gate. Hire them for a small project first to see if they’re a good fit. It is rarely a good idea to throw five, ten, fifteen-thousand dollars, euros, or whatever, at a copywriter you’ve never worked with before. They may be the greatest copywriter on Earth. It does not matter.

What matters is that they’re a good copywriter for your business.

What matters is that you invest your capital intelligently to get the maximum return possible. 

That means starting small — just like any new investment. And that’s why I’ve set up my site so hiring me for small gigs is as fast and as painless as possible. We’re talking less than a thousand dollars/euros here. Sometimes, a lot less.

If you desperately need something larger then that, and we’ve never worked together before, then there is a panic button you can smash, here.

Pretty important, right?

Now, I’m going to guess at this point that you do need some words.

So, let’s get started. First, pick one of the funnels below.

If what you’re looking for isn’t there, just go with ‘Online Sales Copy’ for the moment.

Online Sales Copy

Selling on Web Pages
  • General Funnel Copy
  • Facebook and Google Ads
  • Social Media Posts

Video Sales Letter Script

Selling to Camera
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  • Direct to Camera Scripts
  • Voice Over Scripts
  • The Perfect Webinar

Email Sequences

Selling to Inbox
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  • Sideways Sales Letters
  • Seinfeld Sequences
  • Lead Magnet Series
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